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ZapruderFilm wrote:My most awkward moment
Some years back I was at a cafe in my city. It was packed, as everyone was on their way to school, and I was getting my usual breakfast, the 2.99 deal that included a coffee and a packet of mini blueberry muffins. I sat down at the only empty table at the whole restaurant, set my beverage and muffins down, took off my backpack and set it next to them, and began to flick through the news and facebook and such as I usually did in the mornings. That was when the terror began.
A man wearing a golden jumpsuit came over and sat down. I looked up and realized he was sharing a table with me, something I did not want to deal with at all considering he just was wearing the WEIRDEST ATTIRE for 7:00 AM. I looked up and immediately looked back at my phone, trying to make it clear to him I wasn't in the mood to converse.
I continued flicking through my phone in my relief as he didn't seem to want to talk. Anyways, I happily continued flicking through my phone until I heard the rtustling of a bag. I looked up to see golden jumpsuit guy opening MY MUFFINS. I was in shock. I gave him the most fierce devil eyes I could muster. I looked at him and he absent-mindedly looked at me and noticed my glare and looked away.
Honestly, I didn't know what to do. I decided my only option was to take one of MY MUFFINS. To make it clear to him I was also in the knowledge he was eating my food. So I did. I took one of my muffins and popped it in my mouth and looked at him for his reaction.
He looked at me weirdly, one eyebrow raised. Then he slowly reached out and also took a muffin, and ate it himself.
I angrily took another and ate it. And afterwards, he weirdly took another and ate it. This repeated until there was nothing left. At that point jumpsuit guy got up and walked away.
Angrily, I sat and finished my coffee. FInally I stood up to get to class, and grabbed my bag. That is when I saw it..
The package of blueberry muffins. MY MUFFINS. MY UNOPENED MUFFINS. APPARENTLYZ HE HAD ALSO GOTTEN HIS OWN MUFFINS.
The more I speculate this moment, the more sure I am that I will kill myself.
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