everyday <someone> <do something>, PB2.5 is...

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everyday <someone> <do something>, PB2.5 is <delayed/accelerated> by <date>

Inspired by Ayano in discord chat, and I guess it would be fun to sarcasm meanwhile waiting for Plazma Burst 2.5/3.

Example:
Everyday Ayano changes his discord pfp, PB2.5 is delayed by a month.


Let's see who can build the most creative sarcasm sentence in order to cheer eric up, and here we go!

[eru_]

Everyday Peacyquack says "fool" PB2.5 is delayed by a week

[PeacyQuack]

Everytime someone says something about me saying fool PB2.5 is delayed by a year
(Also it makes 8764 weeks delay)

[Stryde]

Everytime shooter121 @s hex or myself PB2.5 is delayed by day
Everytime @contributors complain about #general, PB2.5 is delayed by a week
Everytime ally says she's a minor, PB2.5 is delayed by 2 weeks

[Ex-warrior Blackbird]

Everytime i say something dumb or stupid in pbc, plazma burst 3 will be delayed for next 3 years

[mici1234]

Everytime someone speaks, everything will stop for 1 hour.

[yi en]

Everytime #general is being toxic or degenerate, plazma burst 3 will be delayed based on how long the degenerate holds.

[eru_]

Everytime 60 seconds passes, PB2.5 is delayed by 1 minute

[Silk1]

Everytime Thaddeus hi-pinged everyone, pb2.5 is delayed by [how many people got hi ping] days

[Civil-Lite]

Everytime somebody changes their profile picture, PB2.5 is delayed by 1 year.

[Gashadokuro]

Everyday Eric is alive, PB2.5 is delayed by one day.

[eru_]

Each time Ally posts bee emoji, PB2.5 Is delayed by 365 days

[Civil-Lite]

Anytime somebody gets @'d in the server, PB2.5 is delayed by 1 day.
Everytime somebody gets mediabanned in the server, PB2.5 is delayed by 2 weeks.
Everytime somebody posts a meme in #general, PB2.5 is delayed by 3 months.

[yi en]

Everytime Eric Gurt posted a twitter post and replies, PB2.5 is ascended by 1 second.

[eru_]

Each time Eric types ^ (caret) in the end of his messages, PB2.5 is ascended by 1 month

[BlasterCat]

Every time,the modders make pink and green barrel avaible,PB2.5 is accelerated by 2 month

[yi en]

Everytime a modded PB2 is released, PB2.5 is accelerated by 2 weeks.

[astrodex pl]

everytime you say something pb2.5 progress is untouched

[yi en]

everytime this post get inactive PB2.5 progress is untouched.