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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby daft punk 777 » 19 July 2020, 06:14

Wish granted, but this song will be on alien language
i wish dont want suicide anymore
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby lrv » 19 July 2020, 12:17

Granted, but instead of you wanting to kill yourself a psychic killer wants to do just that.
I ran out of wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Girl_Power » 19 July 2020, 12:42

That's not how the game works.

I wish for my birds outside my window to stop chirping when I'm sleeping at night.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby lrv » 19 July 2020, 12:48

Granted. The silence reveals even more disturbing sounds.
I wish Homer Simpson really existed.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Mean Me » 19 July 2020, 23:39

Granted, but all the predictions the Simpson show made turned out to be false.

I wish for an Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 23 July 2020, 20:43

Granted, but it flies into a no-fly zone and is intercepted and shot down by F-16s.

I wish I could fire my gun for twelve seconds (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-8_Avenger).
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Girl_Power » 24 July 2020, 00:01

Wish granted, but you forgot to equip it with ammo so you can't fire it.

I wish for my cat to stop clawing at my feet when I'm try to fall asleep.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 24 July 2020, 00:33

Click-click-click... damn.
Anyways, wish granted, but your cat loses its paws and becomes a cripple (sorry).
I wish I could have a penguin as a pet.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby wolf653 » 24 July 2020, 00:40

wish granted but its illegally owned and you get fined for having a penguin in your house.
and i forgot my wish lmao. i wish to have a wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby yi en » 24 July 2020, 01:52

wish granted, meanwhile you forgot the wish content again.
I wish for a sock.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Mean Me » 24 July 2020, 02:07

Granted, yet while it' drops onto your nose and gets stuck in your nostrils, leaving you unable to breathe from the pure putridness and results into a quick trip to the hospital.
I wish for a pet cougar.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 24 July 2020, 03:19

Granted, but you get one of these instead:
Spoiler: Show More

Not bad I suppose.
I wish for the forum page to stop crashing every time I post a reply.

@wolf653. Can I still keep it?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Girl_Power » 24 July 2020, 09:23

Wish granted, but the forums have a glitch that enables you a delay to posting messages forever.

I wish for a time machine.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 24 July 2020, 19:37

Granted, but of course it doesn't work properly.
I wish to make PB2 great again.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby yi en » 25 July 2020, 01:41

Granted, but PB2.5 is cancelled.
I wish for a "E" letter bookshelf.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Girl_Power » 25 July 2020, 02:28

Wish granted, but the bookshelf collapsed making it an "F" bookshelf now.

I wish for a $250 piece of steak in a fancy restaurant.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 25 July 2020, 02:39

Granted, but it's rotten flesh from a zombie and you get food poisoning.

I wish this wish would not get corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Civil-Lite » 25 July 2020, 02:41

Wish granted, fortunately it gets corrupted either way and cannot be avoided thanks to logic.

I wish for the greater good.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 25 July 2020, 14:46

Wish granted, but this means the Wizards kill all the Muggles.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Girl_Power » 26 July 2020, 00:49

Wish granted, wish granted, wish granted, wish gran-- *ERROR* *ERROR* *ERRO--

I wish for a wishing well.
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