Corrupt a Wish

[ustopable]

O right everyone lets play corrupt a wish

How to play
Player 1 will wish: I wish for a unicorn
Player 2 will answer his wish then ask for a wish: Wish granted but the unicorn stabbed you using his horns. I wish for a bacon
And so on and so on

[Monovalent]

Good one, approved.

I wish a reply.

[BloodShed04]

Granted,it has a insult.

*insert innapropriate insult here*
pls dont ban meh

I wish the AV8 Harrier continues service until the end.

[Savxir]

Granted, but they suck, as always

I wish I could bend it like beckam

[Venemous]

Granted, but the bending is so intense that it bends reality itself, freezing you in time forever while people take pictures of you.

[mingo1]

Wish was not given; wish therefore not granted.

I wish for PB2.5 to come out within 6 months. At least. Lol.

[BloodShed04]

Granted but it was 10x more crappier.

I wish for Michael Bay to do alot more explosions.

[Green eyed Demon]

Granted,but due to technical problems he blew himself up and died

I wish for a new God of War game

[Venemous]

Granted, but in it Kratos is genderbended.

I wish for a box.

[yi en]

granted,that box is useless that nobody even use you.
I wish for a pair of wing

[Venemous]

Granted, but they're tiny and incapable of flight or looking cool.

I wish my guns had no recoil.

[yi en]

granted,but sometimes the gun will shot yourself even you're aiming front.
I wish I wont get any trouble during every game C:

[ustopable]

Wish granted but suddenly the game have server maintenance for 1 month

I wish i can go to Anime World

[cruzrjoh2]

wish granted, you got stuck in a boring anime life
I wish I was dead

[Voidshield]

Wish granted, but suddenly, you appear back to where you started. Forced to live in a cycle of life and death.

I wish for a teddy bear.

[monkeyman2535]

wish granted but your teddy bear becomes alive and grows sharp teeth and rips your throat out

I wish for an indestructible dirigible

[BloodShed04]

Granted,it had this painted on it:I wanna die!And it had faces of Justin Bieber on it.

I wish for EA to revive the C&C series.

[Venemous]

Granted, but it's P2W.

I wish PB2.5 came out faster.

[BloodShed04]

Granted but Eric Gurt got killed by pro-Russians when he was about to press the 'Release PB2.5' button,YOU can still release PB2.5 but you have to go to Eric Gurt's house and fight your way through pro-Russian forces.

I wish for KLMJETWORK to be unbanned.

[yi en]

granted,but his user profile is on other people's hand.
I wish the game can be all free in 1 hour only...yeah! I will got them all in 1 hour!