Corrupt a Wish

[Girl_Power]

Granted. Your wish has been granted.

I wish for this forum game to be fun again.

[yi en]

Granted, and it get boring again thanks for same players.
I wish for a unicorn. Again.

[lrv]

Granted. You get a Viking who lost one horn in his helmet.
I wish for food.

[Civil-Lite]

Wish granted, but then you starved because you ate all the food.

I wish for the next generation to be promising.

[yi en]

wish granted, they promised to eliminate their last generation.
I wish I can get pp hound walker with house.

[Girl_Power]

Wish granted, but the hound walker now follows everywhere you go.

I wish for the Coronavirus pandemic to end.

[yizhe]

wish granted, but trump screw up and the second wave of infection occurs.

I wish for a bowl of soup

[yi en]

wish granted, but that bowl of soup is undrinkable.
I wish for a card which can't be cursed at all.

[Girl_Power]

Wish granted, but the card is an Olive Garden gift card that has no currency left on it and can't be refunded or reloaded.

I wish for unlimited wishes. (How come nobody has said this yet?)

[yi en]

Wish granted, but everytime you wished a new thing, the previous grant wish will be retrieved back.
I wish for an 2020 Ipad pro, with no broken, usable, modifiable, won't get caught by FBI, refundable, as if the rights are not usable to me, nobody would caught me for using that ipad pro, jail broken, apple supported, made in vietnam, white ipad, with apple pencil and several utilities which is as same as above condition for free.

[lrv]

Granted, you get some old iMac from 2005.
I wish for the best song in the world.

[daft punk 777]

Wish granted, but this song will be on alien language
i wish dont want suicide anymore

[lrv]

Granted, but instead of you wanting to kill yourself a psychic killer wants to do just that.
I ran out of wishes.

[Girl_Power]

That's not how the game works.

I wish for my birds outside my window to stop chirping when I'm sleeping at night.

[lrv]

Granted. The silence reveals even more disturbing sounds.
I wish Homer Simpson really existed.

[Mean Me]

Granted, but all the predictions the Simpson show made turned out to be false.

I wish for an Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant.

[Phant0mB0nnie]

Granted, but it flies into a no-fly zone and is intercepted and shot down by F-16s.

I wish I could fire my gun for twelve seconds (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-8_Avenger).

[Girl_Power]

Wish granted, but you forgot to equip it with ammo so you can't fire it.

I wish for my cat to stop clawing at my feet when I'm try to fall asleep.

[Phant0mB0nnie]

Click-click-click... damn.
Anyways, wish granted, but your cat loses its paws and becomes a cripple (sorry).
I wish I could have a penguin as a pet.

[wolf653]

wish granted but its illegally owned and you get fined for having a penguin in your house.
and i forgot my wish lmao. i wish to have a wish