The Slot Machine

[Phant0mB0nnie]

The slot machine is now an incinerator.

I insert space into the slot machine.

[Girl_Power]

You get the Among Us space void back.

I insert PB2 hacks into the slot machine.

[yi en]

You get a message which is a banned message back, with additional cost of slot machine getting lock down for 24 hours.

*after 24 hours*

I insert a master card into the slot machine.

[verecund gazelle]

You get a Capital One card, with 500$ bonus for starting an account. This is banking reimagined.

I insert milk into the slot machine.

[Silk1]

You get a human breastmilk back, what even!?

I insert a very questionable thing into the slot machine.

[Build]

You get a moan back from the slot machine

I insert bread into the slot machine

[Silk1]

You get a long and hard baguette, a great gift for your love!

I insert a whip into the slot machine.

[Phant0mB0nnie]

Mr. Zerker suddenly feels the need to have another son.

I insert [Insert Text Here] into the slot machine.

[yi en]

the slot machine shakes a bit, and pour a mysterious liquid out to your hand. It's warm, sticky, and white.
Who knows what is that, but the slot machine went overheat for 2 hours before it shut down by it's self protections.

We had called maintenance people to repair the slot machine, and the slot machine is good to go.
Someone inserted his wrench into the slot machine, accidentally.

[Phant0mB0nnie]

The slot machine will keep it so that it can repair itself on its own.

I insert covid virus into the slotted machinery.

[Silk1]

You got Corona-Chan back, what is a virus waifu doin in this machine!?

I insert my virginity into the slot machine.

[Phant0mB0nnie]

The slot machine keeps it. Congrats.

I insert Captain Macmellon into the Slot Machine.

[yi en]

You get tachanka back.
"LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!"
I insert a blackhawk sniper RQ-10 into the slot machine.

[Phant0mB0nnie]

Stack up.
We'll breach on your shot.

I insert the assault team.

[Silk1]

You got lolis back. Sadly I got arrested for keeping lolis in the slot machine.

I insert a Catgirl Plushie into the slot machine.

[yizhe]

you get back correction nyan. Meep! O.o i mean meow!

I insert meeps into the slot machine

[yi en]

You got beep back.
I insert a wall-E into the slot machine.

[verecund gazelle]

You get R.O.B. back. Nice.

I insert a red sharpie into the slot machine.

[Yex]

You get blue sharpie back. Note: Hue color of the sharpie was changed from red to blue.

I insert a galaxy into the slot machine.

[yi en]

You get a fragment of the universe back. Protect it well, otherwise our reality will be wiped out for good.

I insert a slot machine which only pays 1 dollar after 1000 turns.