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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby yi en » 17 October 2020, 05:48

You got beep back.
I insert a wall-E into the slot machine.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby verecund gazelle » 20 October 2020, 01:18

You get R.O.B. back. Nice.

I insert a red sharpie into the slot machine.

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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby Yex » 20 October 2020, 09:37

You get blue sharpie back. Note: Hue color of the sharpie was changed from red to blue.

I insert a galaxy into the slot machine.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby yi en » 20 October 2020, 10:29

You get a fragment of the universe back. Protect it well, otherwise our reality will be wiped out for good.

I insert a slot machine which only pays 1 dollar after 1000 turns.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby Civil-Lite » 20 October 2020, 11:53

After 1000 turns, you finally received 1 dollar in return. See you again after 1K turns.

I insert a credit card into the slot machine.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 20 October 2020, 17:20

Slot machine keeps it. Well deliciously exquisite pizza sauce.

I insert remote control drone into the slot machine to retrieve Civil Lite's credit card.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby yi en » 21 October 2020, 04:11

Slot machine keeps it. Now he learns how to control all the drones worldwide, and he is trying to steal everyone credit cards!

I insert a protocol into the slot machine in order to stop the slot machine madness.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 21 October 2020, 12:12

Slot machine becomes a trash can.

I insert an Alpha Warhead into the Slot Machine. All personnel immediately head to the nearest blast shelter or vacate the area. This is not a drill.

Also, object reclassified as Apollyon. Our very credit is in peril now.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby Girl_Power » 14 December 2020, 20:45

The slot machi--
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I insert a Whopper into what remains of the slot machine.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 14 December 2020, 21:40

You get the same Whopper back, only it is dirty now. Why you waste food?

I insert the Slot Machine into SCP 914 and adjust it to the "Fine" setting.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby yi en » 15 December 2020, 09:30

You get uhh... BETTER SLOT MACHINE!

I insert the "fine" setting into SCP 914, which is a slot machine too.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 19 January 2021, 19:57

What did you insert though? Air? I guess you get... better air?

I insert better air into the slot machine.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby yi en » 20 January 2021, 07:03

you get higher density, 2000g/m^3 normal air back.

I insert a piece of quantum motherboard into the slot machine, hopefully it would be upgraded.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 21 January 2021, 04:11

Do you think I'm smart enough to know what that is? You get uhh... a draft notice and get conscripted into fighting for the Motherland. Now go rush those MGs with your comrades.

I insert conscripted Usurp Minors who are now CS POWs into the Slot Machine (this is totally not a war crime).
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby yi en » 21 January 2021, 11:43

well, you get the usurp minors armor back, with blood. Yeah, but the blood isn't from civil's, usurpations. Is it from slot machine?

After that, the slot machine LED comes out a :delicious: emoji. Oh no.

I insert dead civil lite into the slot machine (for further experiment.)
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby Phant0mB0nnie » 28 January 2021, 22:40

It's not dead Civil Lite, for the Angel of Death cannot be slain.

I insert the waiters from "Waiter! There's a __________ in my soup!" into the Slot Machine.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby yi en » 29 January 2021, 12:41

You get a soup back.
oh my.
so waiter just drank my soup?

I insert a judgement files which is from civil-lite into the slot machine.
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby schatzkluger » 26 April 2021, 06:10

You get an existence where you are mutual

I insert sum_{n=0}^{∞}((-1)^n)/(2n+1)
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Re: The Slot Machine

Postby yi en » 4 May 2021, 11:37

You get 1 back.

I insert the documentary of how PB2 died into the machine.
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