Corrupt a Wish

[Phant0mB0nnie]

Wish granted, but you create a dysfunctional economy.

I wish I could cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

[yi en]

Wish granted, but now the cooker would have 5 hour cooldown before you can use it again.

I wish for a sword which has unlimite ability and can cut, kill things.

[Kyb]

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[Phant0mB0nnie]

Wish granted. You are smol infant baby forever, both physically and mentally. Goo goo gaga.

I wish PB2 can run without Flash and Standalone.

[yi en]

Wish granted, but performance damage on PB2 will rises further and cause the death of PB2.

I wish there's a toilet which will make your wish come true when you write on the toilet.

[Phant0mB0nnie]

Granted, but the flusher doesn't work, so it gets clogged with poop and piss and gets taken away for violating health regulations.

I wish my keyboard would stop getting stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[lptj1027]

Wish granted, but your keyboard now has vomit all over it
I wish people would actually respect relationships and friendships

[Phant0mB0nnie]

I'll grant your wish if you stay the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] away from me.

I wish we could have more new ppl joining PBC.

[verecund gazelle]

Wish granted, but they are all insufferably immature and intolerable.

I wish people were inherently geniuses.

[yi en]

wish granted, and they decided to dump you off from the humanity cuz this is how genius work. Uhh, actually not only you, they probably would just dump themselves off too.

I wish for a plastic unicorn.

[bob228822]

Wish granted. Unicorn was made in China. Terrible smell killed you.

I wish for small pink Unicorn without horn.

[yi en]

Wish granted, it become white horse and made in China. Terrible Looks killed you.

I wish for a horn without unicorn.

[lrv]

Granted, you get a horn.
I wish for PB2.5 to be released after all those years.

[yi en]

Wish granted, Sd2D is the Pb2.5.

I wish for throwing blades in PB2.

[lrv]

Granted, but it will end as soon as April 1st is over.
I wish for my characters to be added to the Post-War project.

[yi en]

wish granted.
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uhh....
But the post-war project is cancelled due to PB2 stop developing.

I wish for coolbuddy have some people to buy their domains.

[bob228822]

Granted.

But Coolbuddy will turn into a scam site.

I wish for 300$ coffee in restaurant.

[PeacyQuack]

Granted
But you will go bankrupt

I wish to be a duck

[yizhe]

Granted

Nothing taste better than roasted duck

i wish for nyove's "best regards" to be changed to "no regards"

[wires memelord]

Granted

But nyove will become a toxic mod.

I wish that more people played sd2d.