Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

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Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

Postby mister mayhem » 12 July 2018, 07:12

And no, it's not dark clan.

Hey guys, today I'm going to tell you a dark secret that's been hidden in plazma burst history. It's been there the whole time, but I am the first one to notice the patterns around the game and eric himself. If you don't think you can handle the truth leave now and forever hold your silence. But if you have the willpower to comprehend what I'm about to tell you, click on the spoiler below.

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The big secret is...
The usurpation forces invading earth are actually anime girls under the mask!!!!111
Don't believe me? look at the evidence below...


Exhibit number one...
Eric is an anime fan.

"The game may be anime, so what? That doesn't prove the usurpation soldiers are actually girls"
That's where you're wrong bucko, here's...


Exhibit two...
The plazmaburst 2 campaign hints towards the usurpation's genders
The following is a transcript from level 31:
    Civil Security - Aliens are attacking our base! Call for reinforcements now!
    Civil Security - I will die before I surrender to these monsters!
    Civil Security - We must stop them! Don't stop shooting!
    Civil Security - Man, I hate them aliens, they remind me of my wife!
    Civil Security - Hold them off for as long as possible!
Now this may seem like dialogue fluff to make the campaign more flavorful, but if we take a closer look at one of the civil security's lines,
    Man, I hate them aliens, they remind me of my wife!
A certian civil security guy is reminded of his wife during the usurpation invasion of the cs base.Why? The reason is simple, the usurpation are actually alien waifus, thus reminding him of his wife.


Exhibit three...
The usurpation have female voice overs
But Mister Mayhem! They don't even speak english!
Well... have no fear! We can analyze the frequencies of character voices to determine their sex.

For instance: This is the 'hurt' sfx when marine / civil security takes damage.

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Notice the cluster of bright pixels around the 2kHz mark, and the 1.25kHz going down to 0kHz. This is because males have lower pitch voices than females.

Now for proxy's sfx.
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See how the heat is missing for the 0k to 1.5k range? That's because proxy's voice over is higher pitch. Now let's take a look at the usurpation's...

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Please ignore the fuzz around the 0Hz range on the graphs, plazmaburst has this weird low pitch static that you can't turn off.
As you can see, The usurpation's vocal ranges is from 0.8kHz to 1.6kHz. According to wikipedia, "a typical adult male will have a fundamental frequency from 85 to 180 Hz".
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You can clearly see that the usurpation's voice is well above the male vocal range, signifying they are of female gender.


TL;DR: Usurpations are actually a race of cute animu grills

Now that I have proved my point, it's time for the Q&A session.

Q: If the usurpation are chicks, where are their bobs?
A: Eric believes in flat justice, so he won't put any big boobs characters in the game. See: Proxy, and why this didn't win the skin contest ( I mean no offense lostmydollar, please do not be offended )

Q: How can you be so sure?
A: It's 2018, so eric is pressured to have a balanced gender ratio in his upcoming game, plazmaburst 2.5. In pb 2.5, the usurps will do a face reveal just like metroid revealing the truth they are a race of female warriors.


Now if you have read my post and still have your sanity, please do not share the knowledge to anyone else! Doing so may cause them to acknowledge the horrific truths and lose their minds as a result.
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Re: Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

Postby silverteen11 » 12 July 2018, 12:03

Exhibit four: At one point in april fools the site's background was professor from nichijou.
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Re: Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

Postby lostmydollar » 12 July 2018, 13:27

Wait. So my skin didnt win the contest because of Eric's loli-aliens fetish?







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Re: Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

Postby wreak » 12 July 2018, 18:06

Makes sense, I should tell this to everyone in the game.
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Re: Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

Postby darkstar 1 » 12 July 2018, 18:42

Oh no, I've been killing cute anime girls all this time!?
http://www.plazmaburst2.com/?s=2&map=darkstar%201-pixels
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Re: Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

Postby Player_PB2 » 13 July 2018, 03:09

na- nani? this whole time? they are.... NANI?
so that's what under those masks thx
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Re: Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

Postby Ghostehz » 13 July 2018, 13:03

Do cute anime girls bleed blue?
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Re: Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

Postby wreak » 13 July 2018, 18:25

Ghostehz wrote:Do cute anime girls bleed blue?


The blood looks blue only because your character sees color differently. So it just appears blue on your screen.
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Re: Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

Postby JayaRaya » 14 July 2018, 09:18

So we been killing some bunch of space weebs wearing a yellow shells this whole time ?!

#Whenanimetakeovertheworld

#pb2isanimeconfirmed
"Always repent and rectify any mistakes that you have been done."


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Re: Plazmaburst's dark secret??!?!?? WARNING: SPOILIERS

Postby ditzy » 14 July 2018, 19:42

Guess we won't need this topic anymore. No offence to Rayie please don't hurt me.
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